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The older you get the better you get unless youre a banana. Pat Sims on December 01 2010.

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My mother always used to say. Even if you are on the right track youll get run over if you just sit there Will Rogers. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitchers mound.

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Fresh2def05 author from Louisville Ky on December 01 2010. It does not matter where were you during this time I am sure it was not the best time in your life. You might also like these motivational cheer quotes that will make your day better.

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